"If A equals success, then the formula is A=X+Y+Z, where X is work, Y is play, and Z is keep your mouth shut." - Albert Einstein       "If all else fails, read the directions! (In reference to the Bible)" - Unknown       "I don't measure a man's success by how high he climbs but how high he bounces when he hits bottom." - General George S. Patton        "I find that the harder I work, the more luck I seem to have." - Thomas Jefferson       “It takes a village to raise a child.  However, I do not want the Village Idiot helping me raise my child!” - Unknown